Slither - Now this I can get on board with. Good creature feature, with the requisite sense of humor that makes such a ludicrous prospect palatable. Much better than...

Searching for the Wrong Eyed Jesus - Silly me, all this time I hadn't realized that the "real south" was populated by poor, drunken, meth addled crackers in trailer parks and prisons. Good thing Jim White came down here from southern California to let us in on it. Asshole.